|E-RFD: Three men
Date: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:28:29 EDT
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are
walking together one day. They come across a lantern
and a Genie pops out of it. I will give each of you one wish,
which is three wishes in total,' says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I
want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.' POOOOFF!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Canadians can come into our precious states.'
POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge
wall around those countries.
The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet
completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in
or out; it's virtually
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer and smiles. He says;
'Fill it with water.'
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