|E-RFD: George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:35:06 -0800
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our
Next, bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When
they catch an illegal immigrant crossing it, they can hand him a canteen,
a rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq If he wants to come
to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a
soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour,
he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.
He will also be registered to be taxed.
This option will lower the cost of gasoline, deter illegal immigration
and provide solutions for both the troops in Iraq and the aliens
trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve,
ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
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