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E-RFD: Wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy:
   Date: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:29:51 -0800 
   From: Bill Merwin <billm@bear-clan.com>

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2.  Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
3. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
4. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
5. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
6. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
7.What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
8. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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